my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard
If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
life is all about tough decisions
getting enough sleep or staying on the internet
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY
Football + Gloves